Happy Birthday, Zero!

Yes, it is also Mother's Day, and I want to give a shout-out to mine and Zero's moms, who are intense and awesome.
But everyone has a mother, somewhere out there. Not everyone has a Zero. I made a post dedicated to him a few months ago, but it should be a regular thing, especially since he is the greatest get of all. So, in honor of his 25th birthday, here are 25 Ways Zero Gets Everyone All the Time:

He doesn't know what a facade is.



He will gladly tell you about a new piece of musical equipment- you need not even ask.



He chose to go by the name "Spaz" in high school, and he even has an old school ID with his first name printed as Spaz.



When he was a kid, he tried to shoot an arrow at the wheels of a girl's bike as she was riding by and instead hit her in the throat.



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He once spent a morning reading about Jim Carrey on Wikipedia.



His mother took him shopping for clothes once, and he bought 5 pairs of orange corduroys and 5 black t-shirts, and that was his uniform for a few months.



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He never looks in the mirror, and he hates clothes.



He used to go fishing by himself every day when he was a little kid, and he can tell you the name of probably any fish. I haven't tested him thoroughly, but he's never let me down so far.













Well!
Zero is real like my reals. He's the most insincere person you will ever meet. He has more talents than he even realizes. He is, as Miyax says, a joking-partner and a serious-partner, the ultimate.

For Marky's birthday on the 2nd, I made a video of Zero being excellent. And now I share it with you!